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This is a story about some nice young men, and strawberry ice-cream, of ships, shoes, sealing-wax, cheap pencils, ok pencils, and Kev.

Wimmin

 

This story relates to the first story.

Ms Edel Murraymurray

After her short but tumultous affair with esteemed composer  Ben (B-Jam) Murray-(hopefully no relation, he is also rumoured too have romantic connections to the famed Randy Newman-B-Jam Shown, far right, enjoying lazy morning in bed with Sir Antoin deColclough) Edel elected to conserve his name after hers as a reminder of their rocky marraige. Edel, both petite and beautiful, seemingly faultless save for her stunted attention span (part of which was lost in a fire in Clondalkin) is a figure of companionship and romance, in all a Catch. But what resides in her dark past? 

Spoons?

 

''And he was so furious that he made love to you. Twice.''

TABITHA

Ms Lauren Jones

''When I was eleven i found a finger in the back garden. I wanted to tell somebody, but when i came back it was gone''

Jonesy is a very ugly girl and should be shot. A failed grave-robber and sometime band-aide to his reverence Mr Dave, she now resides in a cardboard box in the liffey valley carpark (which she shares with a toothless man named Stumpy).

Getting Rich Quick From My Site!

Ha ha ha just try! If you sent me money i'd wear it as socks. Sure, down here we don't know what to do with the stuff. Our currency is oxen, and the celtic tiger has eaten all of our clothes.


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Bein An Old Man's Grandad

Hidden tools. What a spanner that man is. Of course, no points lost for blowing Bush under the podium(as that guy said: ''Love is hard on the knees.''...)


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